A family of three was having dinner one night
Son: Ehem… I think it’s time we address the elephant in the room.
Dad: Sure son; honey, I love your hair today.
Son: No, Dad; can I be frank?
Dad: Sure, Frank, would you like it to be legal or like a nickname?
Son: Dad, we know you have a mistress!
Dad: No, Frank, I have real stress; it’s been a hell of a week at work.
Son: Sigh, just forget it…
Dad: What are we talking about?