Two men were out golfing The women in front of them are really taking their time and are slowing the men up. So one man says to his friend, “I’m gonna go ask those ladies if we can play through.” He starts walking, but about halfway there, he turns around. When he gets back, his…
A wealthy art dealer is having a drink by his pool when his lawyer calls him… “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”, the lawyer tells him. “Well, I could use some good news, so let’s start with that”, says the dealer. “Your wife has spent ten thousand dollars to purchase two pictures….
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face. The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,…
An accountant, an artist and an engineer are having drinks The conversation turns to the most important person in their lives. The accountant says his wife is his rock, his stability, the foundation of their life together. The artist says his mistress is his muse and inspiration. He owes her his very soul. The engineer…
Car Breakdown Two male co-workers were driving to a bar together when they noticed a car broken down on the side of the street with two women standing near it. They pull over, and one man walks halfway to the broken down car before turning around and quickly walking back. “What’s wrong?” the other man…
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary… … all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner. “Second body: Scotsman, 25, won…
A man gets a call from his mistress while he’s at work The mistress tells him, “come over tonight, and bring that thing I like” That night he gets to his mistress’ house, and they get right into it. Eventually she takes him to the bedroom, and crawls on the bed on her hands and…
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. “First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector”, says the Coroner. “Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand…
Small World A lawyer and a doctor are golfing. There are two women ahead of them that are playing really slow, so the lawyer decides to ask them if they can play through. While driving up to them, he realizes the two women are his wife and mistress! He turns around without saying anything and…
Password security questions for the depressed What is the name of your least favorite child? In what year did you abandon your dreams? What is the maiden name of your father’s mistress? At what age did your childhood pet run away? What was the name of your favorite unpaid internship? In what city did you…