Newlyweds go to Vegas

Newlyweds go to Vegas

Newlyweds go to Vegas for their honeymoon and the groom says, “Hey baby, lets go to the roulette table and put a grand on red, I am feeling lucky tonight!” Just then the casino gets robbed and the groom is found dead after a massive shootout.

A couple of years go by, and the bride is getting married again at a destination wedding in Vegas. The couple go play roulette, but the maid of honor stops the bride and says “Wait, don’t you remember what happened last time?”

After a second, the bride responds, “Oh yeah, I lost a thousand bucks.”