A groom meets up with his groomsmen at the alter with a huge smile on his face.
The best man looks at him and says, “wow, dude, you are really looking forward to this, huh?” The groom replies, “bro, I just got the best blow job I have ever had in my LIFE, and a I’m about to marry that girl!”
While waiting for the wedding procession to start, the bride had a wide grin on her face. Her maid of honor looks at her and says, “oh my god, you are simply glowing! Are you that excited?” The bride looks at her and says, “Totally! And I just gave the last blowjob I will ever have give to in my life!”