Two lawyers are friends and have lunch with each other
They always have lunch in their cramped offices. One day, one of the lawyers said to the other, “We should go downstairs to the deli and have lunch there, there’s much more room.”
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The other agreed and they went downstairs to the deli.
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When they sat down, the waitress came over and asked if they needed anything. They both said no and took out their own sandwiches.
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The waitress then called over the manager and the manager told the lawyers they were in a restaurant and they couldn’t eat their own lunch there.
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So, the lawyers swapped sandwiches with each other.