Three drunk men were heading home from a bar.

Three drunk men were heading home from a bar.

Three drunk men were heading home from a bar. They hailed a taxi. The taxi driver, realizing they were all wasted, came up with a trick.

He let them all get in the backseat, started the engine, waited five seconds, then turned it off and said, “We’ve reached your destination.”

The first drunk paid the fare.
The second drunk said, “Thank you.”
And the third one slapped the driver and shouted, “You maniac! You drove so fast—we could’ve died!”