A husband hires a private detective to find out if his wife is cheating on him. The detective reports back and says he discovered, unfortunately, that she is. “What happened?” asks the husband “She went to a hotel and waited in the bar area. On three different occasions men came up to her, handed her…
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Detroit. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings. “Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why…
The old professor started each lecture with a dirty joke. After a real objectionable example of that one day, the female students got together and decided that next time, when this happens again, they will all walk out in unison. The professor got wind of this plot. Next morning, after he entered the lecture hall,…
A mom buys an old parrot from a whorehouse.. A mom buys an old parrot in a whorehouse and proceeds to bring it home for the family to enjoy their new pet. As she brings the parrot inside the house the parrot says “ah, new house!” and she bursts in laughter. Later that day, the…
The dirty professor The old professor started each lecture with a dirty joke. After a real objectionable example of that one day, the female students got together and decided that next time, when this happens again, they will all walk out in unison. The professor got wind of this plot. Next morning, after he entered…
Professor told dirty jokes in class Professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kinds of jokes,they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the protest. In the next…
A man walks out of a bar… It’s a dark night, and he hears a lady whisper “30 dollars” from the shadows… The man has had a few beers and thinks to himself “I’ve never been with a prostitute… Why not?” He scurries into the bushes where he’d heard the voice with 30 dollars in…
Two dwarfs walk into a bar where they pick up two prostitutes and take them back to their own respective rooms. Unfortunately the first dwarf can’t get an erection no matter what. He’s depressed, and his depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, “one, two, three-…
A professor told dirty jokes in class the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning of…
Penguin blowjob I asked a prostitute for sex but she refused because I only had $5. She however offered me a penguin blowjob. I had no idea what it was but thought for $5, that was a pretty good deal. She took off my belt and lowered my trousers and underpants to my ankles and…