A prostitute walks into a church… She asks one of the nuns where the priest is, and is shown to a dark room. She sits in the darkness until she hears the familiar voice of the priest ask, “What troubles you, my child?” The prostitute replies, “Sorry, Daddy, but I’ve been a naughty girl.” The…
A very drunk Paddy meets a prostitute up an alley… He asks, “how much for full sex?” “$50” she replies. “Ok” says Paddy and they get down to business. Next minute a policeman appears and shines his torch in their faces. “Whats going on here then?” he asks. “Nothing officer, I’m just having sex with…
A boy meets a girl for a date The boy said: “I wanted to get you flowers, but when I got to the flower shop, a girl was blocking the door! She was dressed like a prostitute, and was murmuring something, I think it was numbers! I didn’t want to deal with her, so I…
A mother and her child in a taxi, A mother and her child are riding in a taxi when the child asks, “Mom, what are those women doing on the corner?” “They’re waiting for their husbands,” she replies. The taxi driver chimes in, “Come on, lady, those are prostitutes!” The child looks puzzled and asks,…
A man comes home and finds his wife packing her things. He asked what’s going on. She says she’s leaving him and moving to Las Vegas because she found out that she can make $500 a night as a prostitute. He then starts packing as well. She asks him what he thinks he’s doing. He…
The captain and the prostitute A captain of the army goes to a prostitute and asks her : “Say, madam, for a hundred dollars, would you accept my company ?” And the prostitute answers : “Of course, a handsome military like you” The captains thanks her, turns around and shout : “Company, FORWARD !” (I…
I went to a brothel and met a prostitute I asked her what are the prices? She said: £20 for a hand job £50 for a blow job £80 for sex And for £120, i’ll do anything! Anything hmmm…. She’s now fitting my downstairs bathroom and repainting my living room. You can ge some real…