A man is walking home late at night. When he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with a prostitute before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them— it’s a policeman. “What’s…
A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest. Somehow the professor heard about the plan. In the next lecture, in the beginning…
Marriage, the real story A husband walks into the bedroom to see his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, “What are you doing?” She answers, “I’m moving to Nevada . I heard that prostitutes there get paid $400.00 for what I’m doing for YOU for FREE!” Later that night, on her way out, the wife…
A tattooed guy, a hot blonde and a pale looking guys have a chat The tattooed guy brags: “I have the best job, I’m a musician. Each day I have sex at least twice!” The hot blonde responds: “Well, I’m a prostitute. It’s literally my job. I have one customer per hour!” Finally the pale…
Three women are going back to visit the Catholic school that they grew up in, and they find the nun who taught them as children. “So what have you young ladies been doing with your lives?” the nun asks. The first woman responds, “Well, I’ve become an engineer, I’m married and I have three kids.”…
Tonight I was walking home late when I see a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. I’ve never been with a prostitute before, but decided what the hell. We are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on us – it’s a policeman. “What’s going on…
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw an elderly man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer in a while, so she calls out to him “Hey, would you like to have a fun time with me?” The old man said, “But I won’t be able to…” “Aww… give it a…
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase He asks, “What are you doing?” She replies, “I’m off to New York. I read that prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free.” Later, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and…
A man and his wife are running out of money. Now out of options, the wife decides to take up prostitution to get some money. The husband takes her to the corner of the street, and later comes back that night, picking up his wife. He turns to her and asks “how much did you…
Man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks “what are you doing?”… She says, “I’m off to New York. I read that prostitutes can make $500 for doing what I do with you for free”. As the wife is getting to leave, she walks by the bedroom and sees…