It’s clean
So I worked late last night, and when I left I detoured 2 blocks to buy a newspaper. While walking to my car,, a young lady was coming the other way and as we were passing, she said “You look a little lonely. Want some company?” Now this was no tenderloin district, so I was surprised and asked if I could help her. She said “Listen fella, I’m a prostitute.” And dumb me told her I was a married man. Then she told me she could “do some thing’s my wife had never done “ So I took her home and had her iron every shirt I own.