why is my wife pregnant? A man told the doctor, “My wife’s pregnant, but we haven’t had sex in over a year. I don’t understand it.” ​ The doctor said, “It’s what we in the medical profession call a grudge pregnancy.” ​ “What’s a grudge pregnancy?” asked the man. ​ The doctor replied, “Well, somebody’s…
Where is Jennifer’s husband? Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer’s husband? ———————————————————- Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has −3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer’s husband…
Three blonde women are talking about their pregnancies The first one says: “Whenever we have sex, my husband is always on top. So that means I’m having a baby boy.” The second one says: “That means I’m having a baby girl because I’m always the one on top.” Suddenly the third blonde starts crying hysterically…