Preggers Samantha, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician’s office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, “My husband wants me to ask you… if its still okay…” “I know, I know.” the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, “I get asked that question all the…
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were in their obstetrician’s waiting room discussing their pregnancies. The brunette said she was certain she was going to have a boy, because she was on top when she got pregnant! The red head said she was certain she was going to have a girl because she was…
The vaccine conspiracy Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him: “Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?” “No, autism…
Pregnancy checkups There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pregnancy checkups. The doctor asked the first woman “in what position was the baby conceived?” “He was on top”, she replied. “You will have a boy!” the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. “I was on top”, was the…
My attempt at a sexy math joke A sine wave and a cosine wave are trying to have a baby. They are deeply religious so the only position they are able to do is missionary. After many attempts they think they might have conceived a child. The cosine wave grabs a pregnancy test, goes into…
A small town doctor was renowned for his accuracy on predicting the sex of a child early in the pregnancy When he was retiring, they asked him how he always got it right. He laughed and said, “I would tell the mother my prediction, and then immediately write down the opposite sex in my notes.”…
3 pregnant woman…. Three pregnant women are sitting around a table discussing their pregnancies. The first one says, “I eat so many dills, my baby is gonna love pickles.” The second woman says, “My baby is gonna love cheese, I eat swiss by the block!” The first two mothers stare at the third waiting for…
A man goes to his doctor and says “I think I’m pregnant”. “I was joking with my girlfriend and I pissed on her pregnancy test and it came back positive!” The doctor looked worried, “Well, unfortunately, when a man gets a positive on a birth control test, it might be a sign of prostate cancer.”…
So a man was thinking about what his wife said about pregnancy. His wife had just been arguing with him the child birth is more painful then getting hit in the balls. He politely thought about it from both angles and realized he was right all along. Because if a woman gives birth after about…
3 pregnant ladies in a coffee shop So a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting in a coffee shop talking about their pregnancies. The brunette says to the other 2 that I heard if you have sex on top, your more likely to have a boy The redhead say oh that must mean…