A group of Soviet tourists takes express-lesson of Italian before departure.
-Write a couple of phrases in Italian – tour guide says – such as: ”How much does lemonade cost?”, ”Where is the pharmacy?”
One of the tourists asks:
-How do I say ”Please, provide me a political asylum”?
-What have you just said? – asks another tourist seriously.
-Nevermind, just wanted to know which one of you is our KGB senior for this trip.