Am I Adopted?
Alfie: Mummy, am I adopted?
Mum: Heavens, no. Why would you ask such a thing?
Alfie: we all did a DNA test in school today, & mine is different from yours AND daddy’s.
Mum: DARRYL! come here. What’s all this about? (and she explains to hubby).
Dad: Of course he’s not ours! Do you remember that 2nd night in the hospital & the baby hadn’t stopped crying for 2 days? You told me you were exhausted & asked me if I could change the baby.
SO I DID!