Young Timmy asks his mother a question.
“Mummy?” begins Timmy
“Yes, Timmy?” she responds, a smile on her face.
“Why do you jump up and down on Daddy’s tummy in bed at night?”
Slightly shocked, she held her composure. “Well, Timmy, it’s because I’m pushing all of the air out of Daddy’s tummy so that it doesn’t look so big any more.”
“Oh,” said Timmy, looking confused.
“Is there a problem, Timmy?” asks his mother.
“Yes, Mummy. You shouldn’t bother squashing Daddy’s tummy any more because Aunt Tracey comes over every morning when you’re at work and keeps blowing it back up again.”