A man and his wife and his mother in law went on vacation to the Holy Land… While they were there, the mother in law passed away. The undertaker told them you can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150.00. The man thought about…
A woman is milking a cow when an angry bull busts loose and goes charging across the field straight for her. A farmhand sees what is happening and starts yelling and waving his arms to warn her. The bull is charging, the farmhand is screaming his head off, but the woman just keeps milking the…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. While they were still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke one evening to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted that they both try to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her….
A man finds a genie lamp, rubs it and poof a Genie appears. Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 wishes but keep in mind, whatever you wish, your mother-in-law will receive two-fold… Man: Ok. My first wish is for 1 billion dollars. Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that…
A guy is in court facing murder charges The judge says “you’re charged with murdering your wife with an ax.” A guy at the back of the court yells “you bastard.” The judge then says “you’re also charged with murdering your mother in law with an ax.” The guy at the back of the court…
Mother in law dies A guy goes on vacation in the Holy Land with his wife and mother-in-law. The mother-in-law dies. So the couple goes to an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body home, but it will cost over $5,000, whereas burying her in the Holy Land would cost only $150. “We’ll…
Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her….
A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. “What are you doing?” she asked. “I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law said. “I am wearing my love…
A man tells his friend that he has a dog in a suitcase who can play the piano. The friend says “ok let’s see it”. The man opens the suitcase and sure enough a small dog with a small piano comes out and plays the piano with great skill. As he plays a crowd gathers…
You bastard A judge working a double-homicide case tells the defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.” “You bastard!” yells a voice from the back of the courtroom. “You’re also charged with killing your mother-in-law with a hammer,” says the judge. “Bastard!” the same person yells. The judge addresses the…