A guy is in court facing murder charges
The judge says “you’re charged with murdering your wife with an ax.”
A guy at the back of the court yells “you bastard.”
The judge then says “you’re also charged with murdering your mother in law with an ax.”
The guy at the back of the court again yells “you bastard.”
The judge addresses the guy at the back and says “sir I realize these charges are upsetting but please refrain yourself.”
The man replies “you don’t understand judge. I lived next door to this man for 10 years and every time I asked to borrow an ax he said he didn’t have one.