Operation successful An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting a complicated surgery on him and….. he insisted that his son-in-law, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anaesthesia, he spoke to his son-in-law. ‘Yes, Dad, what is it?’ ‘Don’t be nervous son; do your best and just…
A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker offered two options: ship her home for $5,000 or bury her locally for $150. The man chose to ship her home. When asked why he’d spend so much to send her…
A big game hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law. One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone. Immediately, she awakens up her husband and they both set off to find the old woman. Suddenly, they break into a clearing and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious…
A Day Off An man goes to see his boss.. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning tomorrow before my mother-in-law arrives for Christmas. My wife needs me to help with cleaning, moving and hauling stuff.” “COVID has us short-handed,” the boss replies. “I can’t afford to give anyone a day off.” The man…
To the driver of the tricked out Vauxhall Astra… … who was doing about 90mph down my road with your crappy music barely audible over your Halfords bargain bin exhaust, you nearly hit my mother in law as she was out walking her dog. She’s elderly, overweight and walks with a stick. How much more…
A woman sent two ties to her son in law. Some weeks later, she invited him and her daughter over for dinner and in an attempt to impress his mother-in-law, the son-in-law wore one of the ties she’d sent him. The meal was extremely tense and uncomfortable with the mother-in-law maintaining a stony silence. Finally…
A man is nervously pacing the hospital corridor, next to the operating room. An hour goes by, two, three… Finally, the operating room door opens, and a surgeon comes out with a mournful expression on his face. He says to the man: “I have some bad news for you. Your mother…” The man interrupts: “That’s…
Man walking through a shopping mall with his wife. He looks off into the distance and see’s his mother-in-law exiting a store. As she glances over towards the couple, 6 thugs jump her and start attacking her. The husband looks on in shock while the wife screams: “Don’t just stand there! Aren’t you going to…