Don’t eat it! A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the children what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “**Well, it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes**. ”The…
A man kills a deer A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, “Well it’s what Mommy calls me…
That’s actually rude.. A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won’t tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said: “Well it’s what Mommy calls me sometimes.” The…
“Mommy, how was I born?” Well, a few years ago, your daddy and I decided to plant a seed. Your dad put it in the ground and then I took care of it for a few months. With, time, the plant started growing more and more leaves until it grew into a big healthy plant….
One day I called home and my kid answered. I asked where’s mom? He said mom’s upstairs with the neighbor. I noticed his voice sounded off, but I got horrified and ran home. On the way I realized I accidentally dialed the wrong number, the neighbor’s. So I sighed in relief and called back my…
A mommy mole, daddy mole, and baby mole are together in their burrow Mommy mole sticks her head out and sniffs the air. She asks, “What’s that smell? Is it brown sugar?” Daddy mole sticks his head out to sniff around, “No I don’t think so. Smells like vanilla to me.” The baby mole still…
A mother takes a bath with her 5 year old boy The boy sees her bush and asks, “Mommy what is that?” The mother, thinking quickly, simply says, “Why that’s my sponge, sweetie.” The boy then says, “Oh yeah! The babysitter also has one.” Apalled, the mother asks, “How do you know something like that?”…
Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey? A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child…
Billy’s mom comes home to see him crying… Billy, what’s wrong son? Dad hanged himself in the attic! replied Billy, “eyes in tears”. The mother rushes to the attic in a panic, quickly followed by her son. As she gets up to the attic she notices that nothing is there and little Billy started giggling……
Little Johnny went to the zoo with his parents. He saw an elephant and asked his mom: “Mom, what does this elephant has between its legs?” Mom blushes and says: ” Oh, that’s nothing.” Then Johnny turns to his father and asks: “Dad, what does this elephant has between its legs?” “That’s elephant’s penis” “But…