Little Suzie walks in on her parents having sex. She’s told to wait downstairs. Her mother comes down first and tries to console her. Mommy, what were you doing to daddy? Well sweetheart, you know how your father’s a little overweight? Every day I bounce up and down on top of him to let some…
Little Johnny is at the park with his dad… They see two dogs humping and Little Johnny asks, “What are they doing dad?” Little Johnny’s dad not wanting to lie responds, “they are making puppies”. Later that night little Johnny walks in on his mom and dad making love in missionary position. Little Johnny asks,…
A little boy, his mother and his father are at a circus watching the elephants… When the little boy notices something hanging between the elephants legs. He asks ‘mommy, what’s that hanging between the elephants legs?’ His mother says ‘oh, it’s nothing’ The little boy turns to his father and says ‘daddy, what’s that hanging…
3 girls and thier mother were walking through a park… Girl 1 turned to her mother and said… Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily? Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head. The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question… Girl 2: Why…
A 10 year old girl asked her mother, “Mommy, how was I born?” The mother smiled and replied, “Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while, the seed started to…
A child goes up to their mom. The child looks at their mom and asks, “Mommy, why are some of your hairs gray?” A little embarrassed, the mother comes up with an explanation that would be easy for the child to understand saying, “Well, those are my sad hairs. Every time you make me feel…
A girl is at the circus… … and she sees an elephant. She asks her mom “What’s that between the elephant’s legs?” Her mom is embarrassed and says “That’s nothing, dear.” Unsatisfied with this answer, she turns to her dad and asks “Daddy, what’s that between the elephant’s legs?” Her dad is straightforward and says…
Two boys, one five the other six, have returned home from their first visit to a farm. The older boy runs to Mom and shouts excitedly: – Mommy, Mommy, we were shown so many things there! You won’t believe it, but we saw a pig that was even fatter than you! The mother gives the…
A little boy walks in on his parents having sex. “Mommy, why are you on top of Daddy?” he says. The mom thinks fast and says “Well, your daddy has a big belly, so sometimes I get on top of him and try to flatten it out.” The boy says “well that will never work.”…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she…