Mother wanted to find her idiot son a job Mother wanted to find her idiot son a job, and of course the police station was the first location to try. She said “My son is a real idiot, he would be a great policeman”. The chief looked at him and said “I, don’t know.. doesn’t…
Little Johnny has questions for his mother. The first thing he asks is, “How old are you?” His mother says, “It’s impolite to ask a lady how old she is.” He then asks, “How much do you weigh?” to which she says, “Johnny, that’s impolite too!” He asks, “Why did Dad leave?” His mother sighs,…
A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they’d found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down….
There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them…
A little boy saw his mother naked.. and asked her, “What is that between your legs?” The woman, having not shaved her pubic hair in a while, says, “It’s my wash cloth, darling.” The woman shaves her pubic hair that night. A few days later, the boy sees his mother naked again. “Mom, where did…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this,…
A little boy and girl are arguing about the sexes A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly…
The eldest of three siblings comes up to his mother and asks: “Mommy, mommy, why is my name Leaf?” “Well, honey,” the mother says, “it’s because when you were a little baby, a leaf landed on your head.” Satisfied, the child goes away. Later, the middle child tugs at her mother’s hand. “Mommy, mommy, why…
Inflation One night, a 5-year old heard noises coming from his parents’ bedroom, so the curious boy went to have a look. Next morning he asked his mother, “Mommy, why were you jumping up and down on Daddy’s tummy last night?” “Oh, I like to jump on Daddy’s tummy so it doesn’t get too big,…
“I know where babies come from.” After coming home from school and sitting down on the couch, young Jenny proudly proclaimed “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” Imagining storks and unicorns, her Mom said “OK, then why don’t you tell me Honey.” Jenny says “The Mommy and Daddy take off their clothes and start…