A mother takes a bath with her 5 year old boy
The boy sees her bush and asks, “Mommy what is that?” The mother, thinking quickly, simply says, “Why that’s my sponge, sweetie.” The boy then says, “Oh yeah! The babysitter also has one.” Apalled, the mother asks, “How do you know something like that?” The boy responds with, “I know because I saw her washing daddy’s face the other day.”