Category: Mommy Jokes

A curious child asked his mother… “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only…

A little girl goes up to her mom and asks, “Mommy, where do babies come from?” Mom says, “You get babies when mommies and daddies have sex.” “What’s sex?” “Sex is when Daddy puts his penis into Mommy’s vagina.” The girl thinks for a moment. “Okay… but last night I saw that Daddy was putting…