A little boy, his mother and his father are at a circus watching the elephants…
When the little boy notices something hanging between the elephants legs. He asks ‘mommy, what’s that hanging between the elephants legs?’
His mother says ‘oh, it’s nothing’
The little boy turns to his father and says ‘daddy, what’s that hanging between the elephants legs?’
‘that, son’ says his dad, ‘is a penis’
The boy thinks for a moment before asking, ‘then why did mommy say it was nothing?’
The father puffs up with pride and says ‘because I’ve spoiled that woman, son’