A Little Girl Catches Her Parents Having Sex
One night, a little girl decides to peek inside her parent’s bedroom. She is shocked by what she sees, for she catches a glimpse of mommy bouncing up and down on top of daddy.
That very next morning, she asks her mom, “Mommy, why were you hopping up and down on top of daddy?”
The mom replies, “Oh, umm, well, I was just trying to help lose weight by pushing the air out of him.”
The girl says, “Well that won’t work mommy.”
Puzzled, the mother replies, “Well why not, honey?”
“Well, every week while you’re at work, the pretty girl from across the street comes to blow him back up!”
Edit: Grammar correction.