Three bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.

Three bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.

The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened…

“Well, the first body is a Frenchman, who had a heart attack while making love to his mistress, hence the smile.” says the coroner.

Second body’s a Scotsman, 25, won the lottery and spent all his money on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.”

“Ah!” says the coroner. “This is the most unusual one. Sean, the Irishman, 30, struck by lightning.”

“Why is *he* smiling then?”

“He thought he was having his picture taken.”

*My grandfather told me this one as a kid so I hope you enjoyed!*