A man was riding a bus, minding his own business A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby.. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said, “Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I’ll have to give it to this…
A woman is breastfeeding on the bus but struggling to get her baby to suckle…. So she says to her baby _”Eat up now or I’m going to give it to that nice man over there”_ and points at the man sitting across from her 10 mins later _”You have to eat, baby, or I…
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his…
A little boy gets on the public bus and sits right behind the bus driver. The boy keeps saying,” If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I’d be a calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a rooster, I’d be a chick. If my mom was…
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it so she said, “Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I’ll have to give it to this nice man next to us.” Five minutes later…
Jewish guy runs home from work, panting and trying to catch his breath. He plops down at the kitchen table, where his wife was cooking dinner. Wife asks, “What happened Motek? Why are you so exhausted?” Guy says with a huge smile, “Chooki, instead of taking the bus home from work today, I ran all…
Breast Feeding A man is sitting next to a woman who is trying to breast feed her baby on the bus. The baby refuses to eat and the mother warns, “If you don’t eat I’ll give it to the man next to me.” The baby refuses. After 20 mins the mother repeats the threat. The…
A woman gets on a bus and the bus driver exclaims “that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” Angry as she’s ever been, she storms to the back of the bus and sits next to a man who is reading the newspaper. He noticed the woman was visibly upset and asks her what’s wrong. She…
A blind woman got on a bus. Sadly, all the seats were taken. A man noticed that no one else on the bus was willing to give up their seat for the blind woman, so he kindly guided her to his seat and took a standing spot. As the bus started up, the man frowned…
A woman gets on a bus with her baby… A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “The driver just…