A woman is breastfeeding on the bus but struggling to get her baby to suckle….
So she says to her baby
_”Eat up now or I’m going to give it to that nice man over there”_ and points at the man sitting across from her
10 mins later _”You have to eat, baby, or I will give to that man!”_
5 mins later _”Baby come on now, I can’t waste this milk so you have to eat or im giving it to that man”_
At this point the gentleman sitting across from her yells
_”FFS Make up your mind lady, my stop was 3 stops ago!”_