I was running late after playing a round of golf, so I left my clubs with my friend, stuffed a bunch of the balls in my pants pockets and got on a bus… I sat down next to a beautiful blonde and she kept looking at me and my bulging pockets. Finally, after many puzzled…
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another … A man next to him said, “Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??” The boy replied, “My grandfather lived for 105…
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” Stunned, the woman sits down and complains to the man next to her. “I can’t believe that rude driver! He was so insulting to me! I have half I mind to tell him off!” The man…
A little boy is hit by a bus… …and things are not looking good. So an old lady leans over and says to the boy: “Son you got hit pretty bad, I know it’s hard to hear the truth but I’m afraid you might meet Jesus soon. Would you like to see a priest?” To…
I was sitting on a bus with a friend and he told me this joke… What do you do if you see an Epileptic having a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry. The guy behind us leaned over and said “I think that’s disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a…
A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many glances from her, he said, “It’s golf balls.” The blonde continued to look at him for…
I saw a little boy at the bus stop eating a giant chocolate Easter bunny. I said, “Hey kid, eating that much chocolate at one time is bad for you.” He looked me in the eye and said, “Well, my grandpa lived to 103.” “Oh, really? Did *he* eat a lot of chocolate?” “No, he…
Blondes At The Bus Stop. Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. A bus pulls up and opens the door. One of the blondes leans inside, asking the driver – “will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver shakes his head, “no, I’m sorry, it won’t” he says. The other blonde…
A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast. The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her. “Um ……
So I’m standing at the bus stop, eating a sandwich… And there’s an old lady there with a little chihuahua. It’s constantly jumping at my leg, begging for some sandwich. I ask the lady, ” Do you mind if I throw your dog a bit?” ” Why no, go ahead”, she says, sweetly. So I…