drunk driving. I would like to share an experience with you, which has to do with drinking and driving. As you may be aware, some of us have had brushes with the authorities over the years. The other night I was out for dinner with a few friends. After consuming too much wine, and knowing…
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up onto the sidewalk, and stopped inches away from a lady with a baby stroller. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Hey,…
Breastfeeding a Baby A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when a gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn’t take it, so she said: “Come on, drink it or … I’ll have to give it to this nice man here.” Five minutes later, the baby was…
2 Italian men So 2 Italian men walk into a bus after it stops. They sit behind a lady who trys not to listen to their conversation but is curious. One says “Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses dey come together. Den I come again. Two asses they come together againa. Then I…
A man went skydiving for the first time. “It’s easy,” said the instructor. “Just count to five and pull on the main chute,” the instructor continued. “If that doesn’t open, count to ten and pull on the reserve chute.” “Super easy,” he concluded. “Then you’ll float slowly to the ground, and our bus will be…
A man and his wife are out walking one day when they spot a bloke sitting alone in a bus shelter on the other side of the road ‘That looks like the Archbishop of Canterbury over there,” says the woman.’ ‘Go and ask him if he is.’ The husband crosses the road and asks the…
A bus full of ugly people had a head on collision with a truck When they died, God granted all of them one wish. The first person said, “I want to be gorgeous.” God snapped his fingers and it happened. The second person said the same thing and God did the same thing. This want…
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up… A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal…
A man was waiting for a bus one day, when he noticed a young blonde woman digging a hole… …and another blonde immediately filling the hole back in with dirt. He watches as they move up the street doing this over and over again. The first blonde digs a hole, and the second one fills…
I saw a woman drop her purse in the high street this morning, so… I quickly followed her. As I was just about to tap her on the shoulder she started running for a bus. So I ran after her shouting, “You dropped your purse! You dropped your purse!” She didn’t hear me and proceeded…