Frank farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principle walks by and sees him. He asks, “Frank, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?” “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” The…
Jimmy farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principle walks by and sees him. He asks, “Jimmy, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?” “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” The principle asks…
A kindergarten student told his teacher he’d found a cat… A kindergarten student told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her student. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently. “You did WHAT?!?!?!” the…
In class, a teacher asked her students what was something good that they did today The first kid says “I gave money to a homeless man” The second kid says “I helped my mom with the chores” The third kid says “I helped an old lady cross the street” The teacher was very impressed and…