A wife took her husband to a strip club as a birthday treat.
The doorman greeted them, “Hi Jim! How are you?”
“How does he know you?” asked the wife. “Oh dear, I play football with him,” said Jim.
Inside, the bartender asked, “Hello Jim! The usual?”
Jim turned to his wife. “Before you say anything, he and I are on the darts team.”
Then a stripper walked up to them. “Hi Jim! You craving the Special again?” she giggled.
The wife had enough and stormed out, dragging Jim along and pulling him into a taxi with her.
The cab driver turned around. “Hey Jimmy Boy! You picked up a butt ugly one this time …”
Jim’s funeral is on Saturday.