My best friend passed away recently, and grieving before his grave I said, “Bro, I really miss you. My wife has been pregnant for 8 months now. How about you reincarnate as my child?” A month later, my wife gave birth to a big boy. As my child grew older each day, I realized he…
So it’s the first day of college, the Dean of Women is finishing up her speech to the female freshman. “In conclusion, ladies, if you get pregnant, you’ll likely have to drop out and miss out on many of your dreams. Think about it: is that one hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of commitment?”…
So it’s the first day of college, and the girls are finishing up orientation with the Dean of Women. “In conclusion, ladies, if you get pregnant, you’ll likely have to drop out and miss out on many of your dreams. Think about it: is that one hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of commitment?” “Now,”…
A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what’s that? She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that’s a baby your daddy gave me that… So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face… “daddy did you give mummy a…
My friend passed away and at his grave, I said ”Bro, I really miss you, my wife has been pregnant for 7 months now, how about you reincarnate as my child?” Two months later my wife gave birth to a big boy, as my child grew older each day, I realized he looks a lot…
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They’re both fine. And, your brother named them for you. Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He’s…
Catholic girl goes into confessional Catholic girl goes into the confessional & says to the priest, “I think I am pregnant.” He asks, “How did this happen my child?” “I think it must be the second coming,” she replies. The priest shocked by this statement asks, “What makes you think it is the second coming?”…
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby… Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh, no. Not my brother, he is an idiot! What…
So God’s getting ready to go on vaction… And he’s packing his bag and an angel comes up and asks, “So, where are you going to go for your vacation?” And God says, “Huh, not Earth again, last time I went there I got this Jewish girl pregnant and they haven’t stopped talking about it…
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby. Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you. Woman: Oh no! Not my brother! He’s an idiot! What…