Wife enters the house while the husband is in the room with his mistress
Scared the husband quickly wears his clothes and tells his mistress to hide and goes to confront his wife.
Husband:So honey how was work today?
Wife:It was as usual my superman.
Husband:Anything new happened today?
Wife:Nothing my superman
Husband:But honey,why do you keep calling me superman
Wife:Because only you and superman wear the underware after the pants.