The teacher asks the children in her third-grade class to give her a sentence using the word “fascinate.”
Mary raises her hand, stands up, and says, “My Mom and I went to the museum, and it was fascinating.”
“That’s very nice, Mary,” says the teacher. But you used ‘fascinating.’ Can anyone give me a sentence using ‘fascinate?'”
Bobby raises his hand, stands up, and says, “I watched my older brother dissect a frog, and I was fascinated.”
“Very good, Bobby,” says the teacher. But you used ‘fascinated.’ Can anyone give me a sentence using ‘fascinate?'”
Little Johnny is waving his hand like crazy, so the teacher reluctantly calls on him.
Little Johnny stands up and says, “My Aunt Carol has a sweater with ten buttons. But her tits are so big, she can only fascinate.”