A teacher asks her class “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to…
(translated from a Chinese joke) Johnny was a dumb kid who was known for having trouble learning. He jumped to conclusions very often and he failed to understand very basic concepts. One time he was learning the Roman Numerals, one I for one, two I for two, three I for three. Johnny managed to grasp…
Little Johnny is always being teased Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime — Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and…
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the…
Teacher asks Johnny what he want to be when he grows up. “I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive club, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari over a million, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe; an Infinite visa card, and make love…
Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand… Little Johnny is playing in the yard when he gets a wood splinter in his hand. He runs to his teacher shouting “Cider, Cider, Cider!”. His teacher calms him down and ask why he needs cider. He says “I…
Little Johnny walks in on his parents having sex….. his father sees him, but instead of saying anything, he gives Johnny a huge grin and thumbs up, then starts to really give it to the old lady. The next night, the father gets up to go to the restroom, and he hears noises coming from…
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning….
Little Johnny took a child to the barber shop. He got his own hair cut, then told the barber, “You cut the kid’s hair—I’m just going to buy some vegetables.” The barber gave the child a haircut, but Little Johnny never returned. After a long wait, the barber asked the kid, “Where did your older…
Little Johnny learns about surnames The teacher stands at the front of the class. “So, what have we learned today about surnames? Can you figure out what your ancestors did all day? … Yes, Tommy *Smith*?” “My family used to make shoes for horses!” “That’s right! And yes, you, Janey *Archer*? What did your ancestors…