A group of engineering professors board a plane to a conference… After they are all seated in their row, the flight attendants announce that their students were the ones that built the plane they were sitting in. The professors jump out of their seats and run to the door in a panic. When they notice…
The flight attendant see’s a suspicious looking couple onboard, so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, graceful and rich looking female passenger onboard. She looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat, old, redhead slob…
A Mormon and an Irishman were seated next to each other in First Class on a flight out of NYC. Once the plane was airborne and the seat-belt sign was turned off, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was brought to him right away and placed in front of him….
A radio announcement on a plane shortly after the takeoff… “Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome aboard our aircraft. Today we’ll be flying at 35,000 feet with a maximum speed of 700 mph. The temperature outside the … OMG!!! WTF?!!! AHHH!!! That’s it!!!” There’s dead silence inside the cabin. After…
The Mormon and the Irishman A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He…
A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple onboard so she reports it to the Captain immediately. “Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, graceful and rich looking female passenger onboard. She looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat, old, redhead slob…
A Mormon and an Irishman are on a plane. A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon…
A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight… After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replied, “I’d rather be tied up and taken…
Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust,…
A Mormon and an Irishman were on a plane After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by…