Julius Caesar and Marcus Brutus are at the airport. Brutus: “Which is our boarding gate Caesar?” Caesar: “A-2 Brutus” Brutus: “And what time is the flight Caesar?” Caesar: “8:02 Brutus” Brutus: “By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?” Caesar: “Ate two Brutus” Brutus: “This is an unusual paper size for a…
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I’m still looking for 2 more adults to join me and my wife. We leave early Saturday morning (Feb 6th) from New York and will fly to Boston , where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a friend’s yacht. Then we’ll…
A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday Once on the plane, the captain announced that they were on the plane the students had built. Everyone freaked and rushed out of the plane, except for the teacher who stayed there with calm. When the flight…
A mathematician is afraid of flying A mathematician is afraid of flying due to the small risk of a terrorist attack. So, on every flight he takes a bomb with his hand luggage. “The probability of having a bomb on a plane is very low”, he reason, “and the probability of having two bombs on…
A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight. After the plane takes off, the cowboy asks for a whiskey and soda, which is promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asks the preacher if he would like a drink. Appalled, the preacher replies, “I’d rather be tied up and…
My mother used to tell me this joke time and again when I was a child. A mosquito got old enough to fly on his own, when he came back his mother was happily waiting for him. -“How was your first flight, my dear?” The mother asked. -“Amazing.” He answered “Everyone thought I was doing…