A flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple onboard
so she reports it to
the Captain immediately.
“Sir, I think we have a case of
human trafficking!
There is a
very pretty, graceful and rich looking female passenger onboard.
She looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat, old, redhead slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!”
We must save the lady !!!
The Captain responds,
Patricia,
I’ve told you before..
We have resigned from *United Airlines*.
This is *Air Force One*
Please learn to respect the American President.