A group of engineering students and their professor were given free airline tickets to go on a holiday… Once they boarded the plane, the captain announced that they would be flying on a plane that the students had built. Every one of the students panicked and left the plane, except for the professor. When the…
A Boeing 737 Max flight attendant walks into a bar and orders a martini . “You’re here later than usual,” the bartender comments. “Problems at work?” “Yes, just as our flight was about to take off we had to turn around and wait at the gate for an hour.” “What was the problem?” the bartender…
On a flight from Dublin, Ireland to Boston, the chief flight attendant made an announcement… “Due to a terrible mistake by the airline’s caterer, there are only 80 dinners instead of the 225 required to feed all the passengers on board. To fix the situation, we are offering unlimited drinks to anybody who is willing…
A plane is full of a bunch of Redditors… A plane is full of a bunch of Redditors, and suddenly a man starts having a heart attack. One of the flight attendants (who frequents r/AskReddit) notices this and quickly shouts: “People of the plane, we’re having an emergency! Is anyone on this plane a doctor?”…
An airline pilot was talking to his copilot… … and he did not realize his arm was pressing the intercom button. “God am I hungover, you know what I could use right now? A coffee and a blowjob.” A flight attendant in the midsection started running to the cockpit to make the pilot aware of…