A trucker is driving his rig at night
He’s on the phone to one of his mates. At one point he asks:
“Fred, what would you say is the height of the largest type of penguin?”
“That’s a really weird question Tom, but I guess around 120cm”
“Ah… are you sure? Not tall as say, a human?”
“I wouldn’t say so Tom, seems pretty unlikely”
“Ah, shit… I guess I just ran over a Nun then..”