Nervous about flying

Nervous about flying I am a very nervous flyer. During a trip from California to Indiana, it didn’t help that my connecting flight from Denver was delayed twice because of mechanical problems. Then, after we were aloft, I noticed the lights began flickering. I mentioned this to a flight attendant. “I’ll take care of it,”…

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Drinks!

Drinks! A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped…

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