Frustrated gorilla
Bubba is working as a carpenter at the zoo. He meets the zookeeper one morning who seems a bit stressed.
“It’s the gorilla”, he says. “She’s ‘in heat’, but we don’t have a male gorilla to mate with her, so she’s very agitated. If I could find someone to mate with her for $1,000 I’d have no problem letting them do it.”
Bubba likes to help out so says he can do it for $1,000.
“ARE YOU SURE?”, asks the zookeeper.
“Absolutely”, replies Bubba. “I just have 3 conditions.”
“1. I won’t kiss it on the lips.”
“2. No one I know can ever find out.”
“3. It will take me 2-3 days to get the money together.”