A lady calls her butler into her room and says, “Jeeves, take off my dress” He casually says, “Yes, Madam”, and removes the dress. Then she says, “Jeeves, take off my underwear”. Again, he says, “Yes, Madam” and removes the undergarment. She then says, “Jeeves, take off my bra”. Again, with no hesitation he says,…
Car Battery and a Bra walk into a Bar… Car Battery and a Bra, walk into a bar. The Car battery asks the Barman “Two beers please mate for my partner and I” The Barman looks at the Car Battery and Bra and refuses to serve them. The car battery, looking confused asks why? The…
My sister asked me to take off her clothes So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” and so I took them off. Then she looked at me and…
Dave’s wife tied him to the bed posts last night. Dave’s wife tied him to the bed posts last night. Unable to move, he could do nothing to stop her slowly stripping down to her bra and pants in front of him. She knelt on the bed, between his thighs and said “Ok big boy,…
So my wife came up to me and said, “Take off my shirt.” So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now my hose, bra, and panties.” I took them off. Then she looked at me…
A travelling salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. A travelling salesman walks up to a house and knocks on the door. A 10 year old boy answers the door in a dress and bra with a cigar in one hand and whiskey in the other. The traveling salesman asks, “Excuse…
Bench Bros… Two guys are in the gym working on their bench pressing when a busty coed comes up to the rack next to them and begins to do her workout. One guy turns to his spotter and says “hey you think that’s a push up bra?” And his spotter says “nah brah, that’s a…
Wife told her husband A man’s wife comes up to him and tells him, “Take off my shirt.” So he does. She then tells him, “Take off my skirt and high heels.” So he does. Then she tells him, “Take off my bra and underwear.” So he does. Finally she tells him, “I better never…
New Apple Product Announcement: The iBra Apple announced a new product: a bra that can store and play music. The iBra. The product is being praised as a step toward better relations between men and women. It is intended to address the complaints of women about men staring at their breasts and not listening to…