One day, a boy comes home from school to find his mom waiting for him.
“I just got a call from your teacher,” says the boy’s mother. “She says that she wants you to learn the difference between a man and a woman. Take off my dress.” So the boy takes off his mother’s dress.
“Now, take off my bra.” So he takes off her bra.
“Now, take off my panties.” So he takes off her panties.
“Now, promise me that you will never wear my clothes to school again.”