Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the supermarket when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy:
“Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
“That’s okay,” the young guy says. “It’s a coincidence really because I’m looking for my wife, too.”
“Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?”
“Right, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom, and wearing no bra. She has long legs and is wearing mini-shorts. What does YOUR wife look like?”
“Doesn’t matter, let’s look for yours.”