Took my blonde girlfriend to her first football game. I took my blonde girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward, I asked her how she liked it. “Oh, I really liked it,” she replied. “Especially the tight pants and all the big hard muscles. But I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other…
A blonde woman deicdes to dye her hair brunette so people would stop calling her stupid After doing so she decides to take a stroll and reaches the home of a shepherd. **Woman**: “Good day too you, sir!” **Shepherd**: “Howdy ma’am!” **Woman**: “Say, if I can guess how many sheep you have can I get…
A blonde got tired of blonde jokes One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know…
A blonde got tired of blonde jokes… One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know…
An old man walks into a bar…. He sees a sign that says, “Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00.” Checking his wallet for the cash, he walks up to the bar and beckons to a gorgeous blonde serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. “Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile,…
Every day after work two blondes would look for their cars together. Since they could never remember where they parked, they would sit around until all the cars were gone and they could spot their vehicles. One blonde says “We need to find a faster way to get home.” The next day, they come to…
So, these two engineers are trying to determine the height of a flagpole… …A blonde woman wearing a tool belt and hardhat comes walking by, notices the engineers with their problem and goes over to help. She loosens the bolts at the base of the pole, lays it down on its side, then takes her…
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least…
A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor’s office A gorgeous young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. “Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me”. “The brunette took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed,then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more….
A woman says to her blonde friend… “I have a riddle for you. How many pancakes could you eat on an empty stomach?” The blonde ponders for a moment. “I’d say maybe four.” “No, you could only eat one, because after that your stomach would no longer be empty!” “Ha, clever!” says the blonde. That…