A blonde colors her hair red and moves countryside She meets a farmer and challenges him: “If I can guess your profession, I get your dog for free.” The farmer agrees. The blonde declares that he is a farmer, and wins the bet. As she’s stuffing the animal into the trunk of her Fiat, the…
My dyslexic blonde girlfriend just said “How do we know which of the other 49 states are real?” I said: “What? They’re all real” She said: “No they’re not, we only know for certain that one is real, no one’s certain about the other ones. Just like the saying goes” *Now very confused* I reply:…
A blond cop pulls over a blond and asks for identification. The blond asks, “What’s that?” The blond cop replies, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.” The blond reaches into her purse, pulls out her compact mirror, and hands it over. The blond cop opens it, takes a look, and…
A blonde goes to work in tears. A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?” She says, “My mom died.” He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.” Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?” She replies, “I just talked…
A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike. His buddy said “sweet bike, where’d ya get it?” “You’ll never believe this,” he said, “I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and…
A blonde’s office computer had technical issues IT support came over to the desk and said he needed password to access her account. “It’s ‘MickeyMinnieBatmanSupergirlWonderwomanLondon’” she replied. “A bit unusual for a password, how did you come up with it?” the support dude asked. She went “Because computer said the password has to be at…
A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!” The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!” The wife replies: “Bullsht! He just told me he’s been digging a…