A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer interviewing her asks her a few questions. What’s 2+2? She replied, “4” What’s the square root of 100? She answered, “10” Good, now who killed Abraham Lincoln? Puzzled she responds, “hmmm, I don’t know” Officer tells her to go home and think…
Old blonde joke. A husband comes home to find his beautiful blonde wife sitting at the kitchen table in tears. “What’s wrong, dear?” He asks Through her tears she says, “well, I’ve been trying to put this puzzle together all day and I just can’t seem to figure it out! It’s supposed to be a…
Blonde gets caught speeding. The cop is also a blonde. Cop: “Let me see your driver’s license.” Driver: “What’s that?” Cop: “A square thing with your picture on it.” Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop. Cop looks at it, hands it back and…
A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50, Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men….
A blonde was taking helicopter lessons. The instructor said, “I’ll radio you every 1000 feet to see how you’re doing.” At 1000 feet, the instructor radioed her and said she was doing great. At 2000 feet, he said she was still doing well. Right before she got to 3000 feet, the propeller stopped, and she…
There is legend that goes like this: In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar….
3 blondes are walking in the woods. 3 blonde girls are walking in the woods when they stumble across a set of tracks, the first girl having went to a zoo last week claims that the tracks are deer tracks, the second blonde laughs, “Caitlyn you dumb bitch those are bear tracks!” The third blonde…
A cop pulls over a blonde driving 35 on a 75 MPH highway The cop asks the blonde why she is driving so slow. She replies, “The sign back there says 35!” The cop says, “Ma’am, that is the interstate sign, this is I-35, the speed limit is not 35.” He then notices someone in…
A Blonde gets caught speeding The cop is also a blonde. Cop: “Let me see your driver’s license.” Driver: “What’s that?” Cop: “A square thing with your picture on it.” Blonde fumbles through her purse, finds a mirror, sees herself in it, and hands it to the cop. Cop looks at it, hands it back…
A Blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead are against a wall to be executed by a firing line. Each is given an opportunity for last words. The Redhead is up first: she points and screams “Tornado!” Everyone freaks out and in the commotion she gets away. The Brunette is second and catches on the the…