An old man walks into a bar….
He sees a sign that says,
“Cheese Sandwich: $1.50;
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50;
Hand Job: $10.00.”
Checking his wallet for the cash, he walks up to the bar and beckons to a gorgeous blonde serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the man, “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”
“Yes,” she says seductively, “I am.”
The man replies, “Well, wash your damn hands, I want a cheese sandwich”